PLEASE STEAL MY CAR

My car’s got a hundred thousand miles on it

And I can’t afford to get all the broken things fixed

That full coverage is it’s only saving grace

If only it would disappear and not leave any trace

 

Please steal my car it won’t be hard

It won’t get you far not without your credit card

Please steal my car it won’t be hard

It won’t get you far maybe to the bar

Please steal my car

 

I don’t have no need for fancy car alarms

I don’t lock my door and I don’t use a t-bar

Aint nothing here worth stealing that’s for sure

Even the fuzzy dice have lost their pink fur

 

Please steal my car it won’t be hard

It won’t get you far not without your credit card

Please steal my car it won’t be hard

It won’t get you far maybe to the bar

Please steal my car

 

Well the seats are ripped

and the gears are stripped

The brake lines leak

and the trunk it reeks

and the radio ain’t played

 for weeks and weeks

Yeah the locks are busted

and the paint’s all rusted

The windshield’s cracked

and it’s smoking black

and even Click and Clack

said don’t bother calling back

 

Please steal my car it won’t be hard

It won’t get you far not without your credit card

It won’t get you far maybe to the bar

Please steal my car

 

Car Talk,  Song of the Week, Show # 200736, September 08, 2007